I did not make this tab myself. I'm just tired of lazy people who don't bother writing the whole song out. Standard Tuning, No Capo Long Version & Print Version (Because some people want to save paper and some people like their things spaced.) Please Comment and Rate ^ Long Version -------------------------------------------------------- Intro: G Bm C G F# Em Am C D C#Maj11 Verse: G Bm C G(the root slide-down is G, F#) Em Am C D G Bm There's a bear inside your stomach C G F# The cub's been kicking from within. Em Am He's loud, though without vocal chords C D We'll put an end to him G Bm We'll make all the right appointments C G F# No one ever has to know. Em Am And then tomorrow I'll turn 21 C D We'll script another show G Bm We'll play charades up in the Chelsea C G F# Drink champagne although you shouldn't be. Em Am We'll be blind and dumb until we fall asleep G Bm None of our friends will come C G F# They dodge our calls. Em Am And they have for quite a while now C It's not a shock D You don't seem to mind and I just can't see how. Chorus: C Bm We're too old Am D We're not old, old at all C Bm Just too old We're not old, old at all Verse 2: G Bm There's a bear inside your stomach C G F# The cub's been kicking you for weeks Em Am And if this isn't all a dream C D Well then we'll cut him from beneath G Bm Well we're not scared of making caves C G F# Or finding food for him to eat Em Am We're terrified of one another C D And terrified of what that means G Bm But we'll make only quick decisions C G F# And you'll just keep my in the waiting room Em Am And all the while I'll know we're fucked C D And not getting unfucked soon G Bm When we get home we're bigger strangers C G F# than we've ever been before Em Am C D You sit in front of snowy television, suitcase on the floor Chorus: C Bm We're too old Am D We're not old at all. C Bm Just too old Am D We're not old at all. Print Version: ------------------------------------------------------- Intro: G Bm C G F# Em Am C D C#Maj11 Verse: G Bm C G(the root slide-down is G, F#) Em Am C D G Bm There's a bear inside your stomach C G F# The cub's been kicking from within. Em Am He's loud, though without vocal chords C D We'll put an end to him G Bm We'll make all the right appointments C G F# No one ever has to know. Em Am And then tomorrow I'll turn 21 C D We'll script another show G Bm We'll play charades up in the Chelsea C G F# Drink champagne although you shouldn't be. Em Am We'll be blind and dumb until we fall asleep G Bm None of our friends will come C G F# They dodge our calls. Em Am And they have for quite a while now C It's not a shock D You don't seem to mind and I just can't see how. Chorus: C Bm We're too old Am D We're not old, old at all C Bm Just too old Am D We're not old, old at all Verse 2: G Bm There's a bear inside your stomach C G F# The cub's been kicking you for weeks Em Am And if this isn't all a dream C D Well then we'll cut him from beneath G Bm Well we're not scared of making caves C G F# Or finding food for him to eat Em Am We're terrified of one another C D And terrified of what that means G Bm But we'll make only quick decisions C G F# And you'll just keep my in the waiting room Em Am And all the while I'll know we're fucked C D And not getting unfucked soon G Bm When we get home we're bigger strangers C G F# than we've ever been before Em Am C D You sit in front of snowy television, suitcase on the floor (Chorus)